एक आदमी घर बैठा DVD देख रहा था, तभी वो जोर-जोर से चीखने लगा…नहीं… नहीं… घोड़े पर से मत उतर…पागल मत उतर..ये एक चाल है, यहां जाल बिछा है। कुत्ते की मौत मरेगा बेवकूफ। पत्नी (किचन से)- कौन सी फिल्म देख रहे हो। आदमीः हमारी शादी की DVD 😋😋😋 [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post आदमी घर […]
पिता :- तुम मेरी बेटी से कब से प्यार करते हो? लड़का :- पिछले 7 महीनों से पिता :- मगर मैं कैसे यकीन करूं? लड़का :- ठीक है फिर, 2 महीने और रुक जाओ…😂😂😂😂 Lws hindi jokes [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post मेरी बेटी से appeared first on latest. Source link
प्याज पेट्रोल का तो जैसे तैसे झेल रहे हैं… अगर किसी ने चाय के दाम बढ़ाए, तो लाशें बिछा देंगे लाशें…😂😂😂😂 [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post चाय के दाम appeared first on latest. Source link
I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny! [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post sex with a Chinese woman appeared first on latest. Source link
Q: Why was the Malaysian plane lost? A: Because an Asian was driving it! [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Malaysian plane appeared first on latest. Source link
What is the favorite sport of Mexicans? Cross Country [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post favorite sport appeared first on latest. Source link
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post black guy walks into a bar appeared first on latest. Source link
Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A: A Manila folder. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Filipino contortionist appeared first on latest. Source link
What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post sign of inflation appeared first on latest. Source link
A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman’s ribs and demands, “Your money or your life!” When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, “Your money or your life!” to which the Scotsman replies, “I’m thinking it over!” [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post robber sticks appeared first on latest. Source link
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named it Sum Ting Wong [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Chinese couple appeared first on latest. Source link
What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Mexicans playing appeared first on latest. Source link
Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Iranian who locked appeared first on latest. Source link
You know why we don’t have Mexican Astronauts? It’s because the countdown goes like this, “10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer…” [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Mexican Astronauts appeared first on latest. Source link
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30) [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post go to the dentist appeared first on latest. Source link
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B! [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Mexican fire chief appeared first on latest. Source link
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post fucking racist appeared first on latest. Source link
An Italian mother says, “If you don’t eat all the food on this plate, I’ll kill you.” A Jewish mother says, “If you don’t eat all the food on this plate, I’ll kill myself.” [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Italian mother appeared first on latest. Source link
Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Jews walked appeared first on latest. Source link
Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Polish Navy appeared first on latest. Source link
Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces? A: To let them know where to stop shaving. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post wear necklaces appeared first on latest. Source link
Q:what’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl. A:a white owl goes who who. a black owl goes who dat who dat. [Total: 1 Average: 5/5] The post white owl and a black owl appeared first on latest. Source link
What’s the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post yogurt and Italians appeared first on latest. Source link
Don’t be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Don’t be racist appeared first on latest. Source link
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post a black girl appeared first on latest. Source link
How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post black people and tornadoes appeared first on latest. Source link
Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag? A: A Kit Kat. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post two black men in a red appeared first on latest. Source link
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp! [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Jewish kids appeared first on latest. Source link
Q: What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post naked black woman appeared first on latest. Source link
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies? A: Because two Wongs don’t make a white. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Chinese people appeared first on latest. Source link
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, “Get down!” they would all start dancing. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post black men get killed appeared first on latest. Source link
Mexico doesn’t win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Olympic medals appeared first on latest. Source link
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break. [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post white people running down appeared first on latest. Source […]
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI’s report about what he found: “Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. […]
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it’s a piñata.😋 [Total: 0 Average: 0/5] The post Stop jumping joke appeared first on latest. Source link