garbage truck

A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect.” “Wow,” the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock […]

beverage

Ladies, it is amazing how you do that, with a beverage coming out of your nipple, did you know that? Guys, we can’t do it. Because if we could, we’d spend the whole time squirting each other [Total: 0   Average: 0/5] The post beverage appeared first on latest. Source link

teenager

As a teenager I was confused that there was lots of different words for ‘sex’. I thought each of the words for ‘sex’ meant something distinct. I thought there were many more different kinds of sex things that I was going to have to get my head around before I became an adult. But then […]

Bartender

Bartender: “What’s the matter buddy?” Man: “I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.” Bartender: “What did you do?” Man: “I told her to get the hell out!” Bartender: “What about your friend?” Man: “I looked him straight in the eyes and said ‘bad dog!’” [Total: 0   Average: 0/5] The post Bartender appeared first on […]